Happy Birthday!Ĭlick here to go to the full collection of Funny Wishes for Birthdays.īirthday Wishes for Friends and Colleagues Have a great day!īetter "over the hill" than under it. May your birthday be sprinkled with fun and laughter. I spent three hours scrolling the internet for your perfect birthday message. You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic. I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one". If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!Ī wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". You know you're getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife. You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."Ī little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom. You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you. How do you know you've hit middle age? When you have to sneeze big, you have to cross your legs really hard and hope for the best! Middle age: that time when you finally get your head together - then your body starts falling apart. You know you're getting older when an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.īy the time you're, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday. it's just that you've been young for longer than most of us.
Happy Birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it. You're just old enough to recognize your mistakes, but still young enough to make some more. They lower your heating bill to save money for retirement. Night sweats and hot flashes are nature's savings plan. You're ? Fire hazard alert! Let's take that cake outside to light the candles this time! Have a very happy birthday. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.ĭon't let aging get you down. Happy Birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit. Then I remembered that you already have me. I was hoping to find you a birthday gift that's truly amazing and inspiring. Happy Birthday to a great buddy! I hope you have a good one. Happy Birthday! Wishing you a beautiful day and many blessings for the year ahead.Ĭongratulations on your birthday! Sending you our love and good wishes.
Happy Birthday! Here's to a memorable day and a year ahead that's full of adventure and joy.Ĭongratulations on your birthday! Wishing you a truly fabulous day. Wishing you a very happy birthday! May all your dreams come true. I hope your birthday is full of sunshine, rainbows, love, and laughter! Sending many good wishes to you on your special day. Wishing you a very special birthday and a wonderful year ahead! Many happy returns to you on your birthday! May you enjoy a wonderful day full of friends, family, and cake! Warmest wishes for a very happy birthday. Use these funny birthday wishes to make light of the joys and pitfalls of aging. Pop the wishes in a birthday card, or send them via SMS or text! And don't forget those friends who love to giggle. These short and simple happy birthday wishes are perfect for friends, family, and even coworkers.
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